Lift: She entered in the lift pushing other boys and no one dared to stop her because she was a girl. And answer me – Is it right to stop a girl from doing something/anything? Oh god, pardon me, the sinner, for asking such a lame question. No one has the right to ask her. Not at all! After all, she is a girl. “Women are the incarnation of Goddess, you stupid moron.” I murmured to myself.
Later on, a boy was staring at her because a small piece of paper was hanging in her hair. She asked raising her eyebrows in high volume, “Why are you looking at me like this?”
Because a boy shouldn’t look at any girl. Hence, the boy deported the idea of telling her why he was looking at her. She is a feminist and she can’t bear up with someone looking at her. It doesn’t matter whatever be the boy’s intention or reason. In case, if she likes someone, she has all the rights to look at him, to give a smile and even touch sometimes. But boys? Oh, you stupid creatures should bang your head into the wall first, and if you still like the girl – You should close your eyes and then approach the girl. Because looking at a girl is not allowed unless she gives it in written with a hundred rupee stamp allowing you to look at her for a particular period of time. Hey, don’t open your eyes while talking to her. A feminist she is, remember this! But how’re you going to look at her without opening your eyes? Perhaps, you’ll need to wake up your sixth sense.
In the mess:
She may not be standing in the queue for last ten to fifteen minutes but she will get Dosa first. Because…gender preference! The girls will go away from there with happy and smiley faces saying thank you to the giver. And that thank you brings in a cloudy smile to the giver. Hey, before you forget your existence between their exchange of smiles I must remind you that you are still waiting there for your chance.
Just beside her, a boy was waiting for an auto and he was there before she came. The boy waved his hand as he saw an auto coming. The auto stopped in front of them and the driver looked towards the girl. She hurriedly stepped ahead and took the auto. “Bus stand le lo bhaiya,” she ordered the auto driver.
The stupid fellow who stopped the auto looked with amazement. He didn’t know anything about our legal system. There was nothing unusual as it comes within “All men are dogs act. 2016-2017.”
As the bus tyres came in contact with road speed breakers, inside the bus, a boy’s hand slips and unintentionally he touched a girl’s hand. Guess what? She was a feminist. Her highness, she gave him a bad eye only.
“Agh, I’m sorry.” said the stupid creature.
“Bindiya chamkegi, ki chudiya khankegi” song was playing in the bus, and the driver was mumbling song lyrics that suddenly a biker came in front of the bus. The driver applied brakes very smoothly keeping in mind a feminist’s presence on the bus, but still, the effort was not good enough to save passengers from a sudden push. And the boy’s hand again touched the girl’s bag. She was standing still because she was standing by a poll. Before the stupid creature could say sorry again and stand by any other seat to avoid further events – the girl spoke the universal truth, “Main tum jaise ladkon ko achhe se janti hun”.
What a bus driver must keep in mind always is that when feminist is on the bus – He is not allowed to apply brakes suddenly and should drive the bus with extra care. In case, if a biker or anyone else suddenly comes on the way, the driver is not supposed to apply brakes because feminist is on the bus. So blessed the driver and other passengers are to have feminist around them. And the one who ‘ll die is surely going to heaven because giving life for a feminist’s comfort is a holy deed.
Swastik Saraswat | Originally Published in Dimensions Magazine
Here, the things are not generalized but the penman reasons that at somewhere, somehow, it’s happening and it represents a section of our society if not our country at large.
A few decades ago, people used to kill her as soon as she arrived in the world. Today, the technology is advanced, if not their mentality. So with the help of the same technology, they started doing abortions of girl children. In near future, it’s possible that using more advanced technology men will release only Y chromosome sperms.
Despite all this, the lucky ones get to see the world. Would they let her live peacefully now? Shame on their manliness if they did. Isn’t it?
When she was a child, her brother took a bat and a ball when she was asked to hold Belan. And from there, the brother starts thinking that girls are meant to do the regular chores and boys to play, in that term as well. Mentality!
When she spent her time working at home, cooking food and doing all the “girly” works, her brother used to ramble around on the streets with his friends and when he returned back home Mumma’s lovely girl serves the food she prepared. He’s tired after all. Now people question – how girls get matured early? Here’s the logical answer, but only if you want to accept.
She started studying with her brother. She always managed to achieve higher ranks than her brother in all the exams. But of what use? Because they say – “Aage jake gharbar hi to sambhalna hai”.
When men of her father’s age used to ogle at her, she used to wonder how safe women in their own house are.
When she used to travel on the bus, many cool dudes used to ogle at her while trying to come close and touch her imputing the bumpy road, and it was owing to them that she started to talk guardedly with everyone because their aimed-ends are not inscribed on their countenance and she doesn’t have superpowers to get a see into their hearts.
If she steps out of her home late at night and that too after taking prior consent from her parents; many CCTV like eyes will always be chasing her from the upper balconies querying ‘where is she going?’.
Next day, early in the morning, those CCTV aunties will come and ask indirectly,”Where did she go yesterday? She came late in the evening.” Their anticipation is, ‘She went to a party to meet her boyfriend.’
When relatives used to ask only one question to her parents, “koi ladka dekha ya nahin”; She used to wonder if her relatives have to compensate for her studies and food.
Finally, when around seven to eight members of a family came to see her for their son. They asked the same question which they had probably asked many cooks also. “What type of dishes you can cook?”
From the girl’s side, the counter question to her in-laws is often only one, “What about her studies?”
“No limitation! She can study til she wants.”, they reply with melting sugar in their mouth.
Her in-laws are so good that they do not have any problem with her studies but the only condition is that she won’t step out of her house. The possibility is there that they are expecting the examiners to come to her house.
After a year or two, her parents-in-law are getting old and they want to see their grandson playing in their lap before going to, let’s be kind-hearted, say heaven. Husband’s requests, in-laws’ pressure, relatives’ questions and all those unimaginable things forced her to give birth to a child.
Her dreams of further studies kissed her a goodbye with each one of her child’s dirty nappies she washed. Her child is four years old now, and she has given up on her dream and wants her child to study and secure a good job. She prepares breakfast, lunch, in the evening she waits for her husband and cooks food for dinner and late at night she has voluntary or involuntary sex, say love making if sex sounds in a way too realistic to admit; that’s all she has to do. Making a career you know. It’s difficult.
But still, she doesn’t complain anyone, nor did her mother when she was of her age. Will you?
Swastik Saraswat | Actually published in Dimensions Magazine
Some people don’t value the intellectual property rights. Like the rich brats do consider the road and the country as their father’s own property, some people do take internet posts, pictures as their own property and go on publishing the same on their own page or profiles with an additional line, “For more such posts, videos….do like this page.” No, it’s not what they do rarely or sometimes. There are such pages which are surviving on copied posts. How can they do this?
It exasperates me to high extents to know that some people don’t even consider writing, and photography as a task or something worthwhile to get due credits, appreciation or recognition. They do think, “There was no hard work included in writing this post or clicking this photograph? So what if it was shared without your permission and due credits? The motive is to spread this post, so what if due credits were not given to you?” Yes, they do ask such questions. It’s like construction workers asking their managers, “What do you get a high salary for when we do the harder part of the work?”
I mean, do you really think writing is easy? Writers do have to skip their sleep til 4 in the morning to write a couple of thousand words. When I wrote my first novel, I used to sit continuously till 5 or sometimes 6 in the morning because of my laptop’s broken body which didn’t let me type while lying down on the bed, and due to this my groin’s muscles started paining and had to go through a surgery last year. And for people like you, it takes a couple of minutes to copy and repost the same without any amount of shame. I’m angry because a few days back someone found my book ‘The other class of human beings’ on PirateBay torrent website. What a shame!
And it’s not just about books, writing, photography or a video. If you watched a newly released movie on Youtube where someone like you uploaded a leaked or pirated copy. The shame is on you! And to be honest, I watched the leaked copy of Bahubali 2 on Youtube uploaded by a Bangladeshi. But then, even after knowing the whole story I bought an executive class ticket just to make sure that I don’t lose my confidence while speaking against such people who hijack internet posts shamelessly, just to make sure that the makers of the movie do get what they deserve.
It was only yesterday when I saw a video of Steve Cutts on a Facebook page. No credits were given to the Youtuber. People don’t even think for once before hijacking such amazing creative videos. What kind of people are they? Are you one of them?
– Swastik Saraswat
Forgot to laugh?
In this picture, Shantanu Mot and Ram Saraswat enjoying their evening bath. I splashed water on children and the reactions were, most of the times, the same as one can observe in this picture of my nephews; then I moved on to do the same with elders ( my sister), and I had to run off to save my camera and of course myself. Is that what we learn with time after growing up?
Picture Credits – Myself 🙂
– Swastik Saraswat
Here I’m providing some life hacks for Indian Chartered Accountants and Company Secretaries for long term benefits.
1 – Getting Financial reports –
Chartered Accountants may need financial reports of companies. For this, they need to make an account on Ministry of Corporate Affairs’ website. This process of downloading reports and documents from MCA website is a hectic process to the extent that sometimes it irritates me. Of course, it is not an issue if there are only five to ten documents of a company but, usually, there are thousands of documents and MCA doesn’t allow to download all of them in one click. I will have to check each and every document and find out which one do I need, and then I’ll be able to download them one by one.
I was doing the same on my birthday and my brother came to me. When he saw me downloading these documents, he referred me a website called CorpData.in . He got to know about this from the firm he is currently working in. It’s really easy to use and it solved all of my problems related to reports’ downloads. And it charges only a nominal charge of 20 rupees in addition to what MCA charges. That’s the best thing. I gifted my brother Honor 6X mobile for referring me this website. 🙂
2 – Excel shortcuts –
When I joined an articleship firm, I was not used to Excel shortcuts because I thought they are of no use or say not of that much use. But they are! You should use Excel shortcuts. Trust me, it really makes a huge difference. You’ll realize how much your performance has improved once you get used to Excel shortcuts. And just imagine yourself sitting in a group and you’re showing them some reports. You pressed some random buttons and it led you to somewhere the other people have to spend almost 15 to 20 twenty seconds for? Impressive! You’re a hero!
Here, I’m providing some important excel shortcuts for Chartered Accountants.
- By pressing Alt button you get access to all the tabs just by typing their respective tab letters.
- Press H for Home tab, this I think many of you know already.
- To apply filters use (Ctrl+Shift+L)
- To auto fit the contents in a cell you can use Alt+ O C A /ALT +HOI
- To get sum of all cells, use (Ctrl + =)
To insert today’s date (Ctrl + 😉
3 – Communication skills –
You’re a CA. You’re earning decent monies and that’s it. No, it shouldn’t be like this. Communication skills are a must along with good English. A good quality product with bad packaging carries very fewer chances of getting sold out as compared to a bad quality product with good packaging. Communication skills, our appearance, our command over a language are all parts of a good packaging.
4 – Explore more –
Being a CA just doesn’t justify your disinterest towards other fields and things. You shouldn’t be limited to what CAs are meant for. Just see around, what if Rakesh Jhunjhunwala, Motilal Oswal, K.M Birla, Shekhar Kapoor were concerned about what CAs do only? Don’t keep yourself limited to 6*6 cabin office.
5 – English –
This is a must and I’ve often seen Chartered accountants struggling with this. So, after becoming a CA or during your articleship you should start reading, writing, speaking and anything which can be a help in getting over this problem.
6 – Honesty –
And the last one but very important one; DO NOT cheat to your profession. CAs’ signatures are losing their credibility, and it won’t be a farshot if one predicts that in near future CAs’ signatures will be just a formality. And I warn you, if ever, your signature turned into just a formality, you all will lose your job that day. People won’t hire you against even thousand rupees.
For a chartered accountant, honesty has its own long-term advantages. Ignoring your clients’ frauds can pay you off in the short run but honesty is what will get you big clients in the long run. Be the kind of chartered accountant that tax departments lose their hope of finding any mistake in the accounts of the company you’re handling accounts of. That kind of chartered accountant that it gets deep rooted in tax officials’ mind that looking for a mistake in YOUR clients’ accounts is equal to wasting time.
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Note – Someone informed me that there is Zauba company to download MCA documents easily. Yes, I know Zauba is also there but everyone can’t afford it, as it charges around 400 to 500 hundred per company documents, whereas, CorpData | MCA Documents Download charges only 20 rupees in addition to what MCA charges. Pardon my intellect but it’s like Jio and Vodafone in terms of pricing. There is no comparison.
It was a Sunday night and my second time since I started going for a night walk after dinner. I had finished ten rounds of our society’s park on the previous night. During the walk I received a what’s app message and my phone vibrated. It was video one of my friends sent me with a short line that said, “Stare into the eyes of this person appearing in the video for 25 seconds.”
I stood near to a tree taking a break from my walk and watched the video. It was a prank video. Just after 25 seconds, a ghost appeared in the video and made a shrill cry which almost ruptured my eardrums. And I was afraid for a moment. I started my walk again while my mind was still thinking about ghostly things. And just after a while, god knows what made me remind of my society’s security guard, who was mysteriously killed last year. And I didn’t think about him for all these 380 days after he was killed, but only today when I was on a night-walk after having my dinner. But do you think I’m a coward? I’m not. So, I continued my walk and just after a few moments, I heard a mysterious sound behind me.
Okay, now listen! I may be blessed with tons of courage, but that was my last round of the park, and it’s been 20 days after that incident, and it’s very unlikely that I’d ever, at least for a year, gather courage again to go for a walk in that park at night.
But what wonders me is the order of things which happened. I was happy. I saw a ghost video in my smartphone; then I remembered the security guard who was killed last year, and then I heard a mysterious sound from somewhere behind me. And a day before everything was fine in the park which led me to the completion of ten rounds of that park at night. How and why?
Pictures can express a thousand words. Don’t they? Besides those words, they do also evoke emotions, and those emotions should not be ignored. Various studies have shown that the people who see the kind of images or videos which evoke happy emotions in the morning manage to keep themselves happy throughout the day. The reason being a happy soul attracts positive vibes and when you’re sad, you invite negative vibes.
When you see a photo, it’s just a matter of seconds that you stared at that photo. But the impression which the picture left on your heart and mind won’t abandon you for a long time as it didn’t me.
Let me show you a photo I clicked of my nephew a couple of years back and you tell me what emotions does that picture evokes in your mind.
Now, let me show you another photo, which I clicked last year, and you tell me what’s the scene this time.
Did you notice the difference how your mind reacted? And that’s the reason you should always smile when you find someone holding a DSLR in front of you. So that whenever in the future you see your pictures again, you get some positivity and feel happy.
By the way, I’m yet to find out what emotions do pout pictures call in our mind. If you find out, please let me know.